Rob Warmowski's House Of Baseball
White Sox fan since the age of seven, with the mental scars to prove it.
Just like Whitesoxski on Twitter, but longer, funnier, and even less tolerant of dipshittery.
I just got off the phone with the internet. The internet was all "we need another website" and I was all "but I'm already on Twitter with like a bazillion followers" and the internet was all "Please. Twitter is for children." and I was all "Nothing wrong with children. Ever read the fable of the Pied Piper of Hamlin?" and the internet is all "Read? What's that? I'm bored" and then I was like "What were we talking about? and the internet was all "We need another website. We're out of them,".
At that ridiculous lie, the internet and I shared an uncomfortable silence. Faced with the decision in the midst of a 2012 White Sox season seemingly destined to be one for the books, I quietly asked the only question that mattered: What Would Rich Gossage do? The answer: Pitch to Kirk Gibson. Because he doesn't want to walk him.
So that's why I launched Whitesoxski.com. I don't want to walk Kirk Gibson.
At that ridiculous lie, the internet and I shared an uncomfortable silence. Faced with the decision in the midst of a 2012 White Sox season seemingly destined to be one for the books, I quietly asked the only question that mattered: What Would Rich Gossage do? The answer: Pitch to Kirk Gibson. Because he doesn't want to walk him.
So that's why I launched Whitesoxski.com. I don't want to walk Kirk Gibson.
