I just got off the phone with the internet. The internet was all "we need another website" and I was all "but I'm already on Twitter with like a bazillion followers
" and the internet was all "Please. Twitter is for children." and I was all "Nothing wrong with children. Ever read the fable of the Pied Piper of Hamlin?" and the internet is all "Read? What's that? I'm bored" and then I was like "What were we talking about? and the internet was all "We need another website. We're out of them,".
At that ridiculous lie, the internet and I shared an uncomfortable silence. Faced with the decision in the midst of a 2012 White Sox season seemingly destined to be one for the books, I quietly asked the only question that mattered: What Would Rich Gossage do?
The answer: Pitch to Kirk Gibson. Because he doesn't want to walk him.
So that's why I launched Whitesoxski.com. I don't want to walk Kirk Gibson.